removing fortunes

4 files changed, 9 insertions, 40 deletions

diff --git a/fortune/hoots b/fortune/hoots
index f3ef99c..6990ac8 100644
--- a/fortune/hoots
+++ b/fortune/hoots
@@ -15,8 +15,7 @@ hoot
 hoot
 hoot
 hoot
-H00T
-CRAP
+HØØT
 hiss
 loop
 slap
diff --git a/fortune/mail-verbs b/fortune/mail-verbs
index f369708..2ac2d6d 100644
--- a/fortune/mail-verbs
+++ b/fortune/mail-verbs
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@ gulped
 shuddered
 sang (albeit off-key)
 babbled
-angrily masturbated
 chowdered
 railed
 puffed
@@ -30,7 +29,6 @@ gandered
 calqued
 squirted
 belched
-farted from a clarinet
 glitter-painted
 poked
 prodded
@@ -54,7 +52,6 @@ unfurled
 dredged this up
 boffed
 tinkled
-pissed this in a snowdrift
 burned this into the lawn
 crocheted
 charged
diff --git a/fortune/subjects b/fortune/subjects
index ce1c751..bb286ce 100644
--- a/fortune/subjects
+++ b/fortune/subjects
@@ -10,74 +10,45 @@ hello there good fellow!
 greetings
 good fellow!
 hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-CRUSH ALL BOXES
 dingalingaling ice cream shop
-still stuck in castro valley
 the dream ticket?
-yo why your drugs cost so much
-you gotta tivo this
-this week at the asian art museum
 let's all join my confidential mailing list
-how i lost my hand but found myself
 check out these phat links and more
 ask first before forwarding
 bumpy weather over newark
 this other bbs i really recommend...
 You're Invited!
-The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable
 Dear Internet...
 ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE: Day of Action!
-underaged raves this weekend...
 HELP: missing adobe suite disc 2
-URGENT: you're fired
 biscuits and jam for elevensies?
 TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!
-read this email first and delete the one i just sent
-footbag championship rankings
-101 uses for hotel soaps
 help: st. albert still in can
-hooray!!! i quit my dumb job
-ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon
-SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys
-1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR
-NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
-TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz
 now here's an amusing anecdote ...
 two eggs, sunny side up, if you would
 now it's all off kilter
 Re: our ongoing email palaver
 protein spill on the wedway
-you are so busted
-THIS SATURDAY: It's a happening!
 my ongoing hard drive debacle
 about your last post...
 that last post rocked!
 shocking ellipsis abuse
-YOU'RE AT RISK
-STOP HITTING RELOAD
-you got anymore of that expired cipro?
-HELP: your spice rub up my nose
+STOP HITTING RELOAD!
+HELP: spice rub up my nose
 Let's Collaborate!
 best tack down the quartz lock, there
-the blue krullers always contain strychnine
 moohaHAHahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha
 earthquake prevention guide
 NASCAR BLOWOUT!
-good lord you're shitting me
 you're the best!
-lil' bow wow's romantic entanglements
 Oxford Bible Stall Presents...
 ~the pleasure of my company~
 This way to the Collaboratory...
-100 layer limit, buddy
-lentigo neath my pygal scute
-god bless you, magic man
 might this joint grace your next mixtape?
 need help this weekend (NOT a surprise party)
 LET'S PLAY GUITAR AND SMOKE WEED
 New hypothetical skateboard moves..
 Needed -- your editorial guidance!
-hove in the clewlines and buntlines--
 songbird, songbird, tweet me a tune
 abort, retry, ignore, fail
 with enough marmalade, we could rule this town
@@ -86,7 +57,5 @@ i've been planning this a long time..
 now is the fatal hour
 get on the horn!
 FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
-just 4 fun
-tell me NOW!
 have you heard the word?
 it's all the talk downtown
diff --git a/fortune/titles b/fortune/titles
index 4c17138..98c4f8e 100644
--- a/fortune/titles
+++ b/fortune/titles
@@ -396,9 +396,13 @@ bucky's origin story
 bucky reveals the answer
 bucky and the dream deferred
 bucky intends to say more
-blushing bucky bends backward
+blushing bucky bends over backward
 bucky pulls up the traps
 bucky casts the line
 bucky leaps from the high rock
 bucky crisps up some smores
-bucky cracks open a lobster tail
+bucky's raw vegan rhapsody
+bucky's new attitude
+bucky has so many ideas
+bucky welcomes you
+bucky's friends forever