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@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@ gulped
 shuddered
 sang (albeit off-key)
 babbled
-angrily masturbated
 chowdered
 railed
 puffed
@@ -30,7 +29,6 @@ gandered
 calqued
 squirted
 belched
-farted from a clarinet
 glitter-painted
 poked
 prodded
@@ -54,7 +52,6 @@ unfurled
 dredged this up
 boffed
 tinkled
-pissed this in a snowdrift
 burned this into the lawn
 crocheted
 charged