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+wrote
+pondered
+had this to share
+softly sobbed
+whispered
+mumbled
+furiously typed
+tapped out this missive
+chuckled
+quacked
+snapped
+cooed
+blubbered
+screamed
+yakked
+puzzled
+cerebrated
+hummed
+gulped
+shuddered
+sang (albeit off-key)
+babbled
+angrily masturbated
+chowdered
+railed
+puffed
+framed the discourse thus
+guffawed
+gandered
+calqued
+squirted
+belched
+farted from a clarinet
+glitter-painted
+poked
+prodded
+smoldered
+imperceptibly crossfaded
+nailed it
+calloued
+scampered
+unzipped
+scoffed
+imagined if...
+suggested
+insisted
+had this to say...
+celebrated
+rejoiced
+delighted
+gamboled
+wagered
+unfurled
+dredged this up
+boffed
+tinkled
+pissed this in a snowdrift
+burned this into the lawn
+crocheted
+charged
+smiled
+caught a whiff
+looped it like this
+was the first to sample
+canoodled
+carped
+purred
+pumped a fist
+sweated this out
+delivered the masterstroke
+parried
+jingled her keys
+committed to bits
+spurted
+shot off
+dared to dream
+broke it down thusly
+called out
+hammered it home
+raised eyebrows and turned heads
+sassed
+said it loud
+made a limited run of t-shirts stating
+coopted us all
+thought this sounded brilliant
+grepped and egrepped
+squawked
+went hoarse
+semaphored
+scryed
+coughed
+gibbered
+palavered
+got out the glue and fiskars
+deftly soloed through the talkbox
+whipped you at snooker
+said something way funnier
+flexed that cosmic wit
+said it... in a song
+lassoed a cold one
+passed out on your lawn
+crossed picket lines to say
+minged up the div
+forwarded this spam
+accidentally rapped
+copped it
+snuffed it
+ripped it up
+dorked it up
+flapped and squawked
+rang off
+pulled a tiny bell from a pocket and struck it with an equally tiny hammer
+thought you were someone else
+went deaf (so whisper)