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diff --git a/fortune/hoots b/fortune/hoots
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+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+hoot
+H00T
+CRAP
+hiss
+loop
+slap
+jape
+ping
+hrmm
+allo
+yoyo
+heyyy
+whaa
+yooo
+hiii
+purr
+cool
+yes!
+oyez
+word
+damn
+sing
+melt
+bark
+sup?!
+omggg
+reee
diff --git a/fortune/keywords b/fortune/keywords
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+assorted
+bric-a-brac
+capers
+divers
+excellent
+fetes
+gaffles
+hearsay
+intro
+japes
+kestrels
+laughter
+mumbly
+noisome
+operate
+patter
+quips
+rattles
+scamps
+tender
+ursine
+volleys
+whims
+xerxes
+yappin
diff --git a/fortune/mail-verbs b/fortune/mail-verbs
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+wrote
+pondered
+had this to share
+softly sobbed
+whispered
+mumbled
+furiously typed
+tapped out this missive
+chuckled
+quacked
+snapped
+cooed
+blubbered
+screamed
+yakked
+puzzled
+cerebrated
+hummed
+gulped
+shuddered
+sang (albeit off-key)
+babbled
+angrily masturbated
+chowdered
+railed
+puffed
+framed the discourse thus
+guffawed
+gandered
+calqued
+squirted
+belched
+farted from a clarinet
+glitter-painted
+poked
+prodded
+smoldered
+imperceptibly crossfaded
+nailed it
+calloued
+scampered
+unzipped
+scoffed
+imagined if...
+suggested
+insisted
+had this to say...
+celebrated
+rejoiced
+delighted
+gamboled
+wagered
+unfurled
+dredged this up
+boffed
+tinkled
+pissed this in a snowdrift
+burned this into the lawn
+crocheted
+charged
+smiled
+caught a whiff
+looped it like this
+was the first to sample
+canoodled
+carped
+purred
+pumped a fist
+sweated this out
+delivered the masterstroke
+parried
+jingled her keys
+committed to bits
+spurted
+shot off
+dared to dream
+broke it down thusly
+called out
+hammered it home
+raised eyebrows and turned heads
+sassed
+said it loud
+made a limited run of t-shirts stating
+coopted us all
+thought this sounded brilliant
+grepped and egrepped
+squawked
+went hoarse
+semaphored
+scryed
+coughed
+gibbered
+palavered
+got out the glue and fiskars
+deftly soloed through the talkbox
+whipped you at snooker
+said something way funnier
+flexed that cosmic wit
+said it... in a song
+lassoed a cold one
+passed out on your lawn
+crossed picket lines to say
+minged up the div
+forwarded this spam
+accidentally rapped
+copped it
+snuffed it
+ripped it up
+dorked it up
+flapped and squawked
+rang off
+pulled a tiny bell from a pocket and struck it with an equally tiny hammer
+thought you were someone else
+went deaf (so whisper)
diff --git a/fortune/subjects b/fortune/subjects
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+ATTN: duder patrol
+honk honk honk honk honk
+allo dere chuzzlewit
+hey there my friend!
+a word with you sir...
+listen my friend!
+attention good fellow
+my good fellow!
+hello there good fellow!
+greetings
+good fellow!
+hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
+CRUSH ALL BOXES
+dingalingaling ice cream shop
+still stuck in castro valley
+the dream ticket?
+yo why your drugs cost so much
+you gotta tivo this
+this week at the asian art museum
+let's all join my confidential mailing list
+how i lost my hand but found myself
+check out these phat links and more
+ask first before forwarding
+bumpy weather over newark
+this other bbs i really recommend...
+You're Invited!
+The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable
+Dear Internet...
+ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE: Day of Action!
+underaged raves this weekend...
+HELP: missing adobe suite disc 2
+URGENT: you're fired
+biscuits and jam for elevensies?
+TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!
+read this email first and delete the one i just sent
+footbag championship rankings
+101 uses for hotel soaps
+help: st. albert still in can
+hooray!!! i quit my dumb job
+ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon
+SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys
+1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR
+NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
+TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz
+now here's an amusing anecdote ...
+two eggs, sunny side up, if you would
+now it's all off kilter
+Re: our ongoing email palaver
+protein spill on the wedway
+you are so busted
+THIS SATURDAY: It's a happening!
+my ongoing hard drive debacle
+about your last post...
+that last post rocked!
+shocking ellipsis abuse
+YOU'RE AT RISK
+STOP HITTING RELOAD
+you got anymore of that expired cipro?
+HELP: your spice rub up my nose
+Let's Collaborate!
+best tack down the quartz lock, there
+the blue krullers always contain strychnine
+moohaHAHahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha
+earthquake prevention guide
+NASCAR BLOWOUT!
+good lord you're shitting me
+you're the best!
+lil' bow wow's romantic entanglements
+Oxford Bible Stall Presents...
+~the pleasure of my company~
+This way to the Collaboratory...
+100 layer limit, buddy
+lentigo neath my pygal scute
+god bless you, magic man
+might this joint grace your next mixtape?
+need help this weekend (NOT a surprise party)
+LET'S PLAY GUITAR AND SMOKE WEED
+New hypothetical skateboard moves..
+Needed -- your editorial guidance!
+hove in the clewlines and buntlines--
+songbird, songbird, tweet me a tune
+abort, retry, ignore, fail
+with enough marmalade, we could rule this town
+a fine idea, just give it a name!
+i've been planning this a long time..
+now is the fatal hour
+get on the horn!
+FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
+just 4 fun
+tell me NOW!
+have you heard the word?
+it's all the talk downtown
diff --git a/fortune/titles b/fortune/titles
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+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
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+welcome to bucky
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+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+welcome to bucky
+buckybuckybucky
+bucky welcomes you, duder
+bucky sez go!
+bucky is already up
+who's rapping at bucky's chamber door?
+bucky's unkempt vermillion toupee
+bucky's false tooth conceals a tiny camera
+bucky's markov chain codes it up
+bucky's at it again, folks
+crepe-paper bucky on parade
+special agent B.U.C.K.Y.
+bucky versus the board of education
+bucky's pluck and chuckle
+bucky's dipswitch
+bucky the apostate
+bucky's last stand
+bucky saves the day
+bucky carries the torch
+bucky's heathen embrace
+of course, bucky
+bucky's interminable scronk
+buckysol triglyceride
+bucky is praying with you
+¡viva el bucky!
+bucky's requiem
+bucky's boss key
+bucky's toot ensemble
+buckminster memorial orchestra
+bucky's on TOUR!
+bucky's pouch of guilders
+trapped in bucky's orbit!
+bucky's tooth decay
+bucky's layering up
+is that a bucky i espy...?
+bucky's big day
+bucky's 12 inch dance remix
+bucky on stage
+insert BUCKY here
+play twice before hooting
+in the city of chuck bucky chuck
+bucky's entire planet
+just another bucky occasion
+bucky's high altitude context
+formidable, bucky
+avast, ye buckaneers!
+bucky's chitinous carapace
+bucky's catering gig
+bucky transcends spacetime
+cave in to bucky
+the lore of bucky
+the philosopher's bucky
+buckoelocanth beneath the boat
+bucky's near miss
+never without my bucky
+bucky gives an earful
+bucky bisects the lightcone
+oh bucky oh bucky oh
+pork blood & bucky
+bucky's byzantine api
+bucky's microbrew
+bucky's short sell
+bucky's methodical ambient
+bucky's tracker index
+bucky bakes on
+bucky sez HELLAY!
+bucky welcomes you
+bucky's hollowpoint casings
+bucky is high as a kite
+bucky whittles on
+what's next, bucky?
+bucky's brackish landlady
+drip dry, bucky
+bucky's powdered donette stash
+bucky's snack pack
+bucky's varicose veins
+bucky's cave-in thriller
+bucky, is it forever true?
+bucky's marsupial habits
+but for a bucky...
+bucky's polygraph results
+bucky's pitch and yaw
+bucky's catalogue of heresiarchs
+bucky beats the system
+bucky's bicameral parliament
+bucky's conic section
+bucky beneath the sea
+bucky's vestigal gills
+starring bucky!
+fuel-efficient bucky bulbs
+bucky's ruffled tarpaulin
+buckminister polyhedra
+bucky's paused at the best part
+bucky becomes self-aware
+bucky's flash hernia
+i crown thee bucky
+bucky's rhyming slang
+pucker up, bucky
+bucky's out for a smoke
+slowly, bucky ages
+bucky's fun to say
+bumble, bucky
+bucky vs. mr. yuck
+did you eat all the peanut butter, bucky?
+thinking of bucky
+buckus buckus
+sorgham, rose, and bucky
+bucky's secret ingredient
+ivory, bone & bucky
+bucky's utmost grace
+bucky's innate disposition
+goggle-moggle, bucky
+bucky's compass reels
+besmeared with cold cream, bucky suns
+bucky's vertiginous enfilade
+bucky's hesychasm attachment
+bucky's polar telomeres
+bucky's escape from the red planet
+keep your head, buckaroo!
+bucky ho!
+where are we going, bucky?
+bucky's failed nation state
+bucky relinquishes control
+bucky's strange growth is gone
+bucky's back in town
+bucky gets over the trauma
+the last bucky
+bucky puts a period on it
+bucky's last-minute bake sale
+bucky's hollering and carrying on
+bucky's lurid picture scroll
+having a good time, bucky?
+the day that bucky sailed to the moon
+H.M.S. BUCKY
+bucky's siesta beneath a yew
+suddenly, a miniature bucky!
+bucky goes a-courting
+bucky live, direct to two-track
+bucky will take care of that coffee cake
+bucky's deadly orchestra hit
+bucky, steady before the knife
+how is bucky going to squeeze out of this one?
+bucky must be sewn in
+subtotal 300 BUCKS (plus tax and tip)
+bucky's sql injection
+the bucky's that be
+bucky's disc of covers
+bucky's disingenuous sleeve notes
+bucky dies young
+that bucky not made with hands
+bucky's convivial cordial
+how's it goin', buckster?
+bucky collapses time
+bucky japes causality
+roast bucky, sauteed in spirits
+i qi buc ng ky
+adipose bucky on stairs
+bucky contemplates his escape
+bucky runs out of time
+spilling from the holes in bucky's pockets
+your bucky is our clearest glass
+small arrows point at bucky's scalp
+demonstratively bucky
+bucky films his long shot
+from now on it's all up to bucky
+bucky scans the dial
+bucky's lingering overtones
+bucky frequencies redound
+selkirk's paper-thin testament in bucky's vest
+it's not up to you, bucky
+bucky, on the sly
+bucky is here for your soul
+bucky is in favor of baryonic matter
+bucky's top spin rate consumes the pith
+bucky fractures bedrock
+oh bucky, you'll be the death of me
+bucky's hagiofern astrochasm
+bucky's buckies buckied buckingly
+bucky's selkie bride
+bucky's phrygian landscape
+bucky fails to account for angular momentum
+a bucket of unguent upended over bucky
+bucky lights out for the territories
+a new career awaits you, bucky
+bucky gets the gong
+not a presbyter, but bucky
+bucky's subtle influence repercusses
+bucky looms over the mountains
+bucky is happy to be of service
+bucky folds his stripey sweater
+bucky perplexes the experts
+bucky, and it's all for you!
+bucky's flaxseed phantasy
+bucky bobs about town
+bucky's japanese adventure
+bucky's stuck in traffic
+bucky floats above it all
+bucky's blurry barcode
+sweat as bucky skims the roster
+bucky gets his own room
+bucky's attic atelier
+bucky's spectrum decoheres
+bucky's just another lepton
+bucky straightens those pinstripes
+bucky crashed out on the couch
+bucky's doin' this thing man
+bucky remembers to floss
+bucky mixes manhattans
+bucky's subcutaneous capsicum barbs
+a patch of bucky planted near the walk
+bucky shuns the doubts of outliers
+how hardy, fit now and buckying
+a brilliant moon lit bucky's shadowplay
+dark dread dispelled -- eh, bucky?
+mere cold cannot challenge bucky's mettle
+cold and wet, bucky skulks into shadows
+bucky's blue-eyed doom
+grazing in bucky's garden glen
+bucky's eager reload
+bucky's emblems of authority
+bucky's coordinated freeze-out
+a special night for bucky
+bucky's thirty-year pin
+bucky's regnal year
+the true bucky at avignon
+bucky's wishing dream buyer
+bucky fences an oh zee
+bucky is watching you reload
+bucky thinks: progress!
+bucky compels you to hoot
+bucky's salacious innuendo scrawl
+bucky drums his fingers
+bucky's airshow disaster
+did our grandmother know bucky?
+bucky told me about you
+long live the bucky dj
+bucky awaiting your donations
+bucky scours the free pile
+bucky calls the law
+bucky's locked out -- halp!
+whew! that was a close one, bucky
+you've done it, bucky
+bucky, nipping at your cuffs
+that old bucky ep's worth a listen
+bucky's primal altered state
+bucky feels connected to the past
+nice kicks, buckorama
+bucky pans and scans
+buck u later!
+bucky's archival tendencies
+fstr bcky
+keep listening, bucky's in there somewhere
+climbing out of the bucky hole
+why wouldn't you tell someone about bucky?
+bucky's lining up an opportunity
+got something bucky can put his mind to?
+bucky hasn't heard that one in a while...
+shout it from the hilltops, bucky!
+buckyrave comin up..
+bucky evolves incessantly
+pour one out for bucky
+a confident promulgator of buckitude
+bucky's confidence scheme
+bucky's new way to hang over
+bucky's hereditary toe snaps
+bucky's almost-thirty vans
+bucky's unorthodox fashion sense
+bucky taps you on the shoulder
+an old chum, here for you bucky
+sshh i tied bucky's shoelaces together
+drop the beat, bucky!
+bucky munches frozen peas
+bucky is still up at this hour
+bucky scavenges the dormitory
+bucky steps out for a smoke
+bucky masters mood lighting
+who knows where bucky came from...
+which bucky did you come from?
+bucky got here same time you did
+pride cometh before a bucky
+bucky's optimized for your monitor
+bucky's spectacular spectacular!
+you're too much fun, bucky confesses
+bucky douses etheric transmissions
+bucky builds a radio telescope
+bucky bobbles in a nearby lagrangian
+bucky's big bowl of kale
+had enough peanut butter, bucky?
+bucky, you adorable infovore
+bucky's got the whole hour
+you're awake before everyone, bucky
+let me get the door for you, bucky
+bucky doffs his cap to you
+bucky ties your shoelaces together
+something on your mind, bucky?
+bucky sleeping in the chest of drawers
+whoa! bucky, are you getting all this?
+bucky takes in the yard situation
+bucky stays home and pulls weeds
+bucky's twelve thousand line braindump
+bucky's updates you by the water cooler
+bucky carrying an oversized speaker
+bucky feels autumn's onset
+two more reps, bucky
+bucky's feeling fit
+throw some more water on, bucky
+got a good feeling about you, bucky
+bucky's out for some recreational math
+bucky is congruent to you
+bucky's sweet new place
+bucky's got a new video up
+can i copy your notes, bucky?
+whoa, bucky passed you a note
+only the finest oysters for bucky
+bucky masters chopsticks
+bucky gets serious
+bucky's an american classic
+bucky's on the same page
+bucky's brunch bonanza
+call up bucky, let's hang out
+bucky's last day in purgatory
+onward to aleph, bucky ho!
+let's hear bucky praise it
+bucky's got great stage presence
+bucky's new beginning
+bucky belts it out
+bucky buys another round
+bucky's doing it every day
+bucky's making it sound better
+bucky gets in sync
+bucky stares beyond the chessboard
+bucky's chief squeeze
+bucky's final paroxysm
+bucky on two gelcaps
+bucky is transforming
+bucky making it happen
+bucky dines out
+bucky throws down
+bucky begs the question
+bucky demands more
+bucky orders the best thing
+bucky will have double
+bucky demands satisfaction
+bucky's dream comes alive
+bucky's afternoon reverie
+call 555-bcky
+calling bucky to account
+bucky goes slo-mo
+bucky's perceptive transition dawns
+bucky's origin story
+bucky reveals the answer
+bucky and the dream deferred
+bucky intends to say more
+blushing bucky bends backward
+bucky pulls up the traps
+bucky casts the line
+bucky leaps from the high rock
+bucky crisps up some smores
+bucky cracks open a lobster tail