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diff --git a/static/cal.html b/static/cal.html index 710ca2b..ee300b6 100644 --- a/static/cal.html +++ b/static/cal.html @@ -1,10 +1,12 @@ <html><head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> +<script type="text/javascript" src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.2/jquery.min.js"></script> <style> a{color:blue;text-decoration:none; font-weight:lighter;} a:hover{color:blue;text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;} body{ + overflow-x: hidden; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;margin:5px; background-color:#f0f9ff; background-image:url(/static/img/fade-blue.png)!important; @@ -24,6 +26,39 @@ background-attachment:fixed; </style> +<script> +function randExplosionGif(){ + var numImages = 3 + return "http://dump.fm/static/img/explosions/" + (Math.floor(Math.random() * numImages)) + ".gif" +} + +function positionExplosion(id){ + var h = $($("table")[0]).height() + var w = $(window).width() + Explosions[id].style.top = (Math.floor(Math.random() * h)) + "px" + Explosions[id].style.left = (Math.floor(Math.random() * w)) + "px" +} + +function initExplosions(){ + var numExplosions = 10 + Explosions = []; + for (var i=0; i<numExplosions; i++) { + Explosions[i] = new Image(); + Explosions[i].src = randExplosionGif() + Explosions[i].style.position = "absolute" + Explosions[i].style.pointerEvents = "none" + positionExplosion(i) + $("body").append(Explosions[i]) + } + setTimeout(cycleExplosions, 250) +} +function cycleExplosions(){ + var index = Math.floor(Math.random() * Explosions.length) + positionExplosion(index) + setTimeout(cycleExplosions, 250) +} + +</script> </head><body onload='window.focus();'> <TABLE width="100%" border=1 bordercolordark="#000000" bordercolorlight="#FFFFFF" cellpadding="5"> @@ -107,15 +142,14 @@ CYBER PUNK/RAVER RELATED IMAGES FOR THE <A target="_blank" href="http://www.face <BR><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/doublerainbow">VIEW RESULTS!!</A> <br></TD> -<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">15</font><br> -<A target="_blank" href="http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/17455_large.jpg">GHOSTBUSTERS SLIMER!!!</A><br> -<BR><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/slimer">VIEW RESULTS!!</A></TD> -<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday"><font size="5" face="Verdana">16</font><br> +<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">15</font><br> +<A target="_blank" href="http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/17455_large.jpg">THIS FUCKING DUDE</A><br></TD> +<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">16</font><br> <A target="_blank" href="http://www.atnet.it/lista/FAQ2/Samples/AccidentReconstruction/humanfalling.gif">THIS GIF</A><br></TD> -<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">17</font><br> -<br></TD> +<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">17</font><br> +<A target="_blank" href="http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/jnco_pants.jpg">HEAT WAVE ON DUMP.FM!</A><br></TD> </tr><tr> -<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">18</font><br> +<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">18</font><br> <A target="_blank" href="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d153/luckykachunk/HEALTH%20TATTOOS/DEATHTATT.jpg">DEATH+</A><br>TEXT MEME<br></TD> <TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">19</font><br> STUFF WITH THE <A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100629/1277836809689-dumpfm-ryder-tmz_template.png"> TMZ TEMPLATE</A><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100526/1274894770429-dumpfm-ryder-tmzzzz.gif"><br>EXAMPLE HERE</A><br></TD> @@ -148,4 +182,5 @@ DO <a target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100510/1273518675736-dumpfm- <A target="_blank" href="http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww48/srikanthck/cam.gif">MAGIC ASS GIFS</A><br></TD> </tr><tr> </TR></TBODY></TABLE><br> +<script>initExplosions()</script> </body></html>
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