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wrote
pondered
had this to share
softly sobbed
whispered
mumbled
furiously typed
tapped out this missive
chuckled
quacked
snapped
cooed
blubbered
screamed
yakked
puzzled
cerebrated
hummed
gulped
shuddered
sang (albeit off-key)
babbled
chowdered
railed
puffed
framed the discourse thus
guffawed
gandered
calqued
squirted
belched
glitter-painted
poked
prodded
smoldered
imperceptibly crossfaded
nailed it
calloued
scampered
unzipped
scoffed
imagined if...
suggested
insisted
had this to say...
celebrated
rejoiced
delighted
gamboled
wagered
unfurled
dredged this up
boffed
tinkled
burned this into the lawn
crocheted
charged
smiled
caught a whiff
looped it like this
was the first to sample
canoodled
carped
purred
pumped a fist
sweated this out
delivered the masterstroke
parried
jingled her keys
committed to bits
spurted
shot off
dared to dream
broke it down thusly
called out
hammered it home
raised eyebrows and turned heads
sassed
said it loud
made a limited run of t-shirts stating
coopted us all
thought this sounded brilliant
grepped and egrepped
squawked
went hoarse
semaphored
scryed
coughed
gibbered
palavered
got out the glue and fiskars
deftly soloed through the talkbox
whipped you at snooker
said something way funnier
flexed that cosmic wit
said it... in a song
lassoed a cold one
passed out on your lawn
crossed picket lines to say
minged up the div
forwarded this spam
accidentally rapped
copped it
snuffed it
ripped it up
dorked it up
flapped and squawked
rang off
pulled a tiny bell from a pocket and struck it with an equally tiny hammer
thought you were someone else
went deaf (so whisper)
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