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diff --git a/bucky/db/fortune.js b/bucky/db/fortune.js
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+function choice (a){ return a[ Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length) ] }
+
+var fs = require("fs"), path = require("path")
+var fortunes = {}
+var dir = "fortune"
+
+fs.readdirSync(path.resolve(dir)).forEach(function(fn){
+
+  var file = dir + '/' + fn
+  var stat = fs.statSync(file)
+
+  if (stat && ! stat.isDirectory()) {
+    fortunes[fn] = fs.readFileSync(file)
+                     .toString()
+                     .split("\n")
+                     .filter(function(s){ return !! s })
+  }
+
+})
+
+module.exports = function(tag){
+  if (tag in fortunes) {
+    return choice(fortunes[tag])
+  }
+  else {
+    return "bucky"
+  }
+}
+\ No newline at end of file