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| author | Jules <jules@asdf.us> | 2017-12-23 02:02:01 -0500 |
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| committer | Jules <jules@asdf.us> | 2017-12-23 02:02:01 -0500 |
| commit | d0da5344f02b3eae8ad9ac775fca4adaae17905e (patch) | |
| tree | 7090dff9025680c12b840b3b652cab7cc8cb7f98 /fortune/subjects | |
| parent | 8da8e6fe7f6c33f63c8056b952d21dd587e02515 (diff) | |
| parent | 9ada7744c890fe90868089c3d802e9d47fc48a97 (diff) | |
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diff --git a/fortune/subjects b/fortune/subjects index ce1c751..bb286ce 100644 --- a/fortune/subjects +++ b/fortune/subjects @@ -10,74 +10,45 @@ hello there good fellow! greetings good fellow! hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -CRUSH ALL BOXES dingalingaling ice cream shop -still stuck in castro valley the dream ticket? -yo why your drugs cost so much -you gotta tivo this -this week at the asian art museum let's all join my confidential mailing list -how i lost my hand but found myself check out these phat links and more ask first before forwarding bumpy weather over newark this other bbs i really recommend... You're Invited! -The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable Dear Internet... ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE: Day of Action! -underaged raves this weekend... HELP: missing adobe suite disc 2 -URGENT: you're fired biscuits and jam for elevensies? TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!! -read this email first and delete the one i just sent -footbag championship rankings -101 uses for hotel soaps help: st. albert still in can -hooray!!! i quit my dumb job -ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon -SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys -1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR -NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG -TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz now here's an amusing anecdote ... two eggs, sunny side up, if you would now it's all off kilter Re: our ongoing email palaver protein spill on the wedway -you are so busted -THIS SATURDAY: It's a happening! my ongoing hard drive debacle about your last post... that last post rocked! shocking ellipsis abuse -YOU'RE AT RISK -STOP HITTING RELOAD -you got anymore of that expired cipro? -HELP: your spice rub up my nose +STOP HITTING RELOAD! +HELP: spice rub up my nose Let's Collaborate! best tack down the quartz lock, there -the blue krullers always contain strychnine moohaHAHahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha earthquake prevention guide NASCAR BLOWOUT! -good lord you're shitting me you're the best! -lil' bow wow's romantic entanglements Oxford Bible Stall Presents... ~the pleasure of my company~ This way to the Collaboratory... -100 layer limit, buddy -lentigo neath my pygal scute -god bless you, magic man might this joint grace your next mixtape? need help this weekend (NOT a surprise party) LET'S PLAY GUITAR AND SMOKE WEED New hypothetical skateboard moves.. Needed -- your editorial guidance! -hove in the clewlines and buntlines-- songbird, songbird, tweet me a tune abort, retry, ignore, fail with enough marmalade, we could rule this town @@ -86,7 +57,5 @@ i've been planning this a long time.. now is the fatal hour get on the horn! FOR YOUR EYES ONLY -just 4 fun -tell me NOW! have you heard the word? it's all the talk downtown |
