2 files changed, 2 insertions, 2 deletions

diff --git a/fortune/mail-verbs b/fortune/mail-verbs
index f369708..bece622 100644
--- a/fortune/mail-verbs
+++ b/fortune/mail-verbs
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@ gulped
 shuddered
 sang (albeit off-key)
 babbled
-angrily masturbated
 chowdered
 railed
 puffed
@@ -112,3 +111,5 @@ rang off
 pulled a tiny bell from a pocket and struck it with an equally tiny hammer
 thought you were someone else
 went deaf (so whisper)
+conjugated sacred verbs
+
diff --git a/fortune/titles b/fortune/titles
index 57c6e5a..e55f880 100644
--- a/fortune/titles
+++ b/fortune/titles
@@ -308,7 +308,6 @@ a confident promulgator of buckitude
 bucky's confidence scheme
 bucky's new way to hang over
 bucky's hereditary toe snaps
-bucky's waterproof vans
 bucky's unorthodox fashion sense
 bucky taps you on the shoulder
 an old chum, here for you bucky