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authorJules Laplace <carbon@melanarchy.org>2016-04-30 13:37:48 -0500
committerJules Laplace <carbon@melanarchy.org>2016-04-30 13:37:48 -0500
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diff --git a/fortune/subjects b/fortune/subjects
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@@ -1,6 +1,5 @@
ATTN: duder patrol
honk honk honk honk honk
-allo dere chuzzlewit
hey there my friend!
a word with you sir...
listen my friend!
@@ -15,13 +14,10 @@ dingalingaling ice cream shop
still stuck in castro valley
the dream ticket?
yo why your drugs cost so much
-you gotta tivo this
-this week at the asian art museum
let's all join my confidential mailing list
how i lost my hand but found myself
check out these phat links and more
ask first before forwarding
-bumpy weather over newark
this other bbs i really recommend...
You're Invited!
The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable
@@ -33,15 +29,11 @@ URGENT: you're fired
biscuits and jam for elevensies?
TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!
read this email first and delete the one i just sent
-footbag championship rankings
-101 uses for hotel soaps
help: st. albert still in can
hooray!!! i quit my dumb job
ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon
-SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys
1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR
NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
-TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz
now here's an amusing anecdote ...
two eggs, sunny side up, if you would
now it's all off kilter
@@ -86,7 +78,16 @@ i've been planning this a long time..
now is the fatal hour
get on the horn!
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
-just 4 fun
-tell me NOW!
have you heard the word?
it's all the talk downtown
+what's the haps?
+something for you to chew on...
+thoughts, musings and ponderations
+wow CHECK THIS OUT
+thoughts on design systems
+something wonderful happened
+i am so hopeful for the future
+there is no doubt this is IT
+boom! and the beat goes on...
+I went out last night and
+need your opinion real quick..
diff --git a/fortune/titles b/fortune/titles
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@@ -308,7 +308,7 @@ a confident promulgator of buckitude
bucky's confidence scheme
bucky's new way to hang over
bucky's hereditary toe snaps
-bucky's almost-thirty vans
+bucky's waterproof vans
bucky's unorthodox fashion sense
bucky taps you on the shoulder
an old chum, here for you bucky
@@ -402,3 +402,8 @@ bucky casts the line
bucky leaps from the high rock
bucky crisps up some smores
bucky cracks open a lobster tail
+bucky throws it all away
+bucky's new life
+bucky feels things out
+bucky builds bridges
+bucky lies awake