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+ATTN: duder patrol
+honk honk honk honk honk
+allo dere chuzzlewit
+hey there my friend!
+a word with you sir...
+listen my friend!
+attention good fellow
+my good fellow!
+hello there good fellow!
+greetings
+good fellow!
+hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
+CRUSH ALL BOXES
+dingalingaling ice cream shop
+still stuck in castro valley
+the dream ticket?
+yo why your drugs cost so much
+you gotta tivo this
+this week at the asian art museum
+let's all join my confidential mailing list
+how i lost my hand but found myself
+check out these phat links and more
+ask first before forwarding
+bumpy weather over newark
+this other bbs i really recommend...
+You're Invited!
+The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable
+Dear Internet...
+ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE: Day of Action!
+underaged raves this weekend...
+HELP: missing adobe suite disc 2
+URGENT: you're fired
+biscuits and jam for elevensies?
+TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!
+read this email first and delete the one i just sent
+footbag championship rankings
+101 uses for hotel soaps
+help: st. albert still in can
+hooray!!! i quit my dumb job
+ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon
+SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys
+1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR
+NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
+TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz
+now here's an amusing anecdote ...
+two eggs, sunny side up, if you would
+now it's all off kilter
+Re: our ongoing email palaver
+protein spill on the wedway
+you are so busted
+THIS SATURDAY: It's a happening!
+my ongoing hard drive debacle
+about your last post...
+that last post rocked!
+shocking ellipsis abuse
+YOU'RE AT RISK
+STOP HITTING RELOAD
+you got anymore of that expired cipro?
+HELP: your spice rub up my nose
+Let's Collaborate!
+best tack down the quartz lock, there
+the blue krullers always contain strychnine
+moohaHAHahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha
+earthquake prevention guide
+NASCAR BLOWOUT!
+good lord you're shitting me
+you're the best!
+lil' bow wow's romantic entanglements
+Oxford Bible Stall Presents...
+~the pleasure of my company~
+This way to the Collaboratory...
+100 layer limit, buddy
+lentigo neath my pygal scute
+god bless you, magic man
+might this joint grace your next mixtape?
+need help this weekend (NOT a surprise party)
+LET'S PLAY GUITAR AND SMOKE WEED
+New hypothetical skateboard moves..
+Needed -- your editorial guidance!
+hove in the clewlines and buntlines--
+songbird, songbird, tweet me a tune
+abort, retry, ignore, fail
+with enough marmalade, we could rule this town
+a fine idea, just give it a name!
+i've been planning this a long time..
+now is the fatal hour
+get on the horn!
+FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
+just 4 fun
+tell me NOW!
+have you heard the word?
+it's all the talk downtown