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authoryo momma <shutup@oops.wtf>2026-01-27 03:33:16 +0000
committeryo momma <shutup@oops.wtf>2026-01-27 03:33:16 +0000
commitfc9a4ea22eb91757b95cbe1bf1708be17fc2337a (patch)
tree76a0122149e3288ee21d7fb6d0410b1b7b8970a4 /static/cal.html
parent25b74138d68ade87689e714f10e1f3116da5bbee (diff)
Fix HTTPS/mixed content; make config env-drivenHEADmaster2026
- Replace hardcoded dump.fm URLs with host/scheme config\n- Add optional passwordless login flow\n- Update templates/static assets to avoid blocked HTTP resources\n- Ignore local uploads/SQL dumps
Diffstat (limited to 'static/cal.html')
-rwxr-xr-xstatic/cal.html44
1 files changed, 22 insertions, 22 deletions
diff --git a/static/cal.html b/static/cal.html
index ee300b6..f5b32c2 100755
--- a/static/cal.html
+++ b/static/cal.html
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
<html><head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
-<script type="text/javascript" src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.2/jquery.min.js"></script>
+<script type="text/javascript" src="/static/js/jquery-1.4.2.min.js?v=20260126"></script>
<style>
a{color:blue;text-decoration:none; font-weight:lighter;}
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ td{padding:3px;border:1px dotted black;font-size:90%;
}
.doneday{
-background-image:url(http://dump.fm/static/img/thumbs/stripes.gif);
+background-image:url(/static/img/thumbs/stripes.gif);
background-attachment:fixed;
}
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ background-attachment:fixed;
<script>
function randExplosionGif(){
var numImages = 3
- return "http://dump.fm/static/img/explosions/" + (Math.floor(Math.random() * numImages)) + ".gif"
+ return "/static/img/explosions/" + (Math.floor(Math.random() * numImages)) + ".gif"
}
function positionExplosion(id){
@@ -71,25 +71,25 @@ Thursday</font></TH><TH valign=center align=middle width="14%" bgcolor="#000000"
Friday</font></TH><TH valign=center align=middle width="14%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size="1" color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana">
Saturday</font></TH></TR><TR>
-<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" >&nbsp;<br><~~~~~PAST THEMES INCLUDE <a href="http://dump.fm/m/dealwithit"target="_blank">DEAL WITH IT</a> and <a href="http://dump.fm/m/slothgoth"target="_blank">SLOTHGOTH</a> </TD>
+<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" >&nbsp;<br><~~~~~PAST THEMES INCLUDE <a href="/m/dealwithit"target="_blank">DEAL WITH IT</a> and <a href="/m/slothgoth"target="_blank">SLOTHGOTH</a> </TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" >&nbsp;<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" >&nbsp;<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" >&nbsp;<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">1</font><br>
HOMEBOYS IN SPACE!
<BR>
-<BR><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/spaceboys">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
+<BR><A target="_blank" href="/m/spaceboys">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday"><font size="5" face="Verdana">2</font>
<br>
WEED PILES!
-<BR><br><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/weedpile">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
+<BR><br><A target="_blank" href="/m/weedpile">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" class="doneday"><font size="5" face="Verdana">3</font></br>
PHOTOSHOP STUFF WITH
<a target="_blank" href="http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_8c532b531f4feb93b64b2468537a5687.jpg"rel="prettyPhoto">THIS GUY!</A>
-<br><br><a href="http://dump.fm/m/thisguy"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A> </TD>
+<br><br><a href="/m/thisguy"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A> </TD>
</tr><tr>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">4</font>
</TD>
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@ PHOTOSHOP STUFF WITH
<BR>
<br>
-<a href="http://dump.fm/m/pogs"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A>
+<a href="/m/pogs"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A>
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">7</font>
@@ -110,7 +110,7 @@ PHOTOSHOP STUFF WITH
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">8</font>
<br>
-CYBER PUNK/RAVER RELATED IMAGES FOR THE <A target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=124009060969341&ref=ts">CYBERIA NYC EVENT</A>
+CYBER PUNK/RAVER RELATED IMAGES FOR THE <A target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=124009060969341&ref=ts">CYBERIA NYC EVENT</A>
<br></TD>
</font><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">9</font><br>
@@ -121,25 +121,25 @@ CYBER PUNK/RAVER RELATED IMAGES FOR THE <A target="_blank" href="http://www.face
<br></TD>
</tr><tr>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">11</font><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100629/1277835915648-dumpfm-SUZZZZZY-GreenmanCostumeWeb.jpg">HIM</A><BR>
-<br><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/him">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A>
+<A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100629/1277835915648-dumpfm-SUZZZZZY-GreenmanCostumeWeb.jpg">HIM</A><BR>
+<br><A target="_blank" href="/m/him">VIEW RESULTS!!!</A>
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">12</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://harmarsuperstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/perezhilton_logo.jpg">THE PEREZ LOGO ON STUFF</A><BR><BR>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/perezhilton">VIEW RESULTS!!</A><br></TD>
+<A target="_blank" href="/m/perezhilton">VIEW RESULTS!!</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">13</font><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100706/1278389512985-dumpfm-ryder-pizzakidspin.gif">SPINNING KID DAY</A><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/static/templates/spinkidtemplate.psd">TEMPLATE HERE</A><br><br>
+<A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100706/1278389512985-dumpfm-ryder-pizzakidspin.gif">SPINNING KID DAY</A><br>
+<A target="_blank" href="/static/templates/spinkidtemplate.psd">TEMPLATE HERE</A><br><br>
-<a href="http://dump.fm/m/spinningkid"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!</a></TD>
+<a href="/m/spinningkid"target="_blank">VIEW RESULTS!!</a></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%"class="doneday" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">14</font><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100712/1278950288026-dumpfm-Velcro-dblrainbo.jpg">DOUBLE RAINBOW DAY (WHAT DOES IT MEAN??)</A>
+<A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100712/1278950288026-dumpfm-Velcro-dblrainbo.jpg">DOUBLE RAINBOW DAY (WHAT DOES IT MEAN??)</A>
<BR>
-<BR><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/m/doublerainbow">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
+<BR><A target="_blank" href="/m/doublerainbow">VIEW RESULTS!!</A>
<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">15</font><br>
@@ -152,16 +152,16 @@ CYBER PUNK/RAVER RELATED IMAGES FOR THE <A target="_blank" href="http://www.face
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">18</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d153/luckykachunk/HEALTH%20TATTOOS/DEATHTATT.jpg">DEATH+</A><br>TEXT MEME<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">19</font><br>
-STUFF WITH THE <A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100629/1277836809689-dumpfm-ryder-tmz_template.png"> TMZ TEMPLATE</A><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100526/1274894770429-dumpfm-ryder-tmzzzz.gif"><br>EXAMPLE HERE</A><br></TD>
+STUFF WITH THE <A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100629/1277836809689-dumpfm-ryder-tmz_template.png"> TMZ TEMPLATE</A><A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100526/1274894770429-dumpfm-ryder-tmzzzz.gif"><br>EXAMPLE HERE</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">20</font><br>
-DO <a target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100510/1273518675736-dumpfm-ryder-IMG_1773.jpg">THIS</A> TO YOUR DESKTOP AND TAKE A PICTURE<BR><A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100510/1273518820710-dumpfm-ryder-1271580422958-dumpfm-frankhats-dontolympus.jpg">PIC HERE</A><br></TD>
+DO <a target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100510/1273518675736-dumpfm-ryder-IMG_1773.jpg">THIS</A> TO YOUR DESKTOP AND TAKE A PICTURE<BR><A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100510/1273518820710-dumpfm-ryder-1271580422958-dumpfm-frankhats-dontolympus.jpg">PIC HERE</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">21</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://www.brandingrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kelly_personal1.jpg">NATIONAL PERSONAL BRANDING DAY ON DUMP.FM!</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">22</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://www.zoodu.com/userpics/unique-glitter-gay-lesbian-sexy/wantme.gif">GLITTER LESBIANS</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">23</font><br>
-<a target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100521/1274464004075-dumpfm-ryder-whereverigoidontgetit.gif">IDGI THROWBACK DAY</A><br></TD>
+<a target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100521/1274464004075-dumpfm-ryder-whereverigoidontgetit.gif">IDGI THROWBACK DAY</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">24</font><br>
<A HREF="http://www.familylobby.com/common/tt5694297fltt.gif" TARGET="_BLANK">JUST PIZZA DAY</A><br></TD>
</tr><tr>
@@ -170,11 +170,11 @@ DO <a target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100510/1273518675736-dumpfm-
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">26</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://woundeddeer.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/uggs1.jpg">UGGS DAY</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">27</font><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100629/1277789571546-dumpfm-mirrrroring-sloth1.gif">REVISITING SLOTHGOTH</A><br></TD>
+<A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100629/1277789571546-dumpfm-mirrrroring-sloth1.gif">REVISITING SLOTHGOTH</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">28</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://www.comteam.at/~fehringerm/img/anim_alarm.gif">COPS</A> AND <A target="_blank" href="http://www.jograham.com/animgall/art/worksof/works1/arttheif.gif">ROBBERS GIFS<br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">29</font><br>
-<A target="_blank" href="http://dump.fm/images/20100527/1274984966988-dumpfm-ksouth-z4bfeb8c99a3e3.gif">CRITICAL THINKING DAY</A><br></TD>
+<A target="_blank" href="https://archive.hump.fm/images/20100527/1274984966988-dumpfm-ksouth-z4bfeb8c99a3e3.gif">CRITICAL THINKING DAY</A><br></TD>
<TD vAlign=top align=left width="14%" ><font size="5" face="Verdana">30</font><br>
<A target="_blank" href="http://bytechannel.com/kantersweb/frisky.gif">THIS CAT</A> AND <A target="_blank" href="http://www.boogeresque.com/images/kant.gif">KANT</A><br></TD>
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