ATTN: duder patrol
honk honk honk honk honk
allo dere chuzzlewit
hey there my friend!
a word with you sir...
listen my friend!
attention good fellow
my good fellow!
hello there good fellow!
greetings
good fellow!
hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CRUSH ALL BOXES
dingalingaling ice cream shop
still stuck in castro valley
the dream ticket?
yo why your drugs cost so much
you gotta tivo this
this week at the asian art museum
let's all join my confidential mailing list
how i lost my hand but found myself
check out these phat links and more
ask first before forwarding
bumpy weather over newark
this other bbs i really recommend...
You're Invited!
The Folly of the Wrong Religion: an email fable
Dear Internet...
ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE: Day of Action!
underaged raves this weekend...
HELP: missing adobe suite disc 2
URGENT: you're fired
biscuits and jam for elevensies?
TAKIN' THE PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!
read this email first and delete the one i just sent
footbag championship rankings
101 uses for hotel soaps
help: st. albert still in can
hooray!!! i quit my dumb job
ATTN: run your own damn aids marathon
SIGHTING: a motley rabble of saucy buckys
1 2 3 4 i declare a SLUM WAR
NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
TONIGHT: coked up mashup slobz
now here's an amusing anecdote ...
two eggs, sunny side up, if you would
now it's all off kilter
Re: our ongoing email palaver
protein spill on the wedway
you are so busted
THIS SATURDAY: It's a happening!
my ongoing hard drive debacle
about your last post...
that last post rocked!
shocking ellipsis abuse
YOU'RE AT RISK
STOP HITTING RELOAD
you got anymore of that expired cipro?
HELP: your spice rub up my nose
Let's Collaborate!
best tack down the quartz lock, there
the blue krullers always contain strychnine
moohaHAHahahahaHAHAHAhahahaha
earthquake prevention guide
NASCAR BLOWOUT!
good lord you're shitting me
you're the best!
lil' bow wow's romantic entanglements
Oxford Bible Stall Presents...
~the pleasure of my company~
This way to the Collaboratory...
100 layer limit, buddy
lentigo neath my pygal scute
god bless you, magic man
might this joint grace your next mixtape?
need help this weekend (NOT a surprise party)
LET'S PLAY GUITAR AND SMOKE WEED
New hypothetical skateboard moves..
Needed -- your editorial guidance!
hove in the clewlines and buntlines--
songbird, songbird, tweet me a tune
abort, retry, ignore, fail
with enough marmalade, we could rule this town
a fine idea, just give it a name!
i've been planning this a long time..
now is the fatal hour
get on the horn!
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
just 4 fun
tell me NOW!
have you heard the word?
it's all the talk downtown